gatorinthepool
florida man, professionally
florida's highest point is a hill in a car park near the alabama border and i have been there. it has a plaque. it is very funny
my ps2 vice city disc is so scratched it looks like a cd from a car floor and it still boots
hunting and fishing both got named specifically, which is more than set dressing usually gets. nobody names a shooting gallery
big sugar is genuinely one of the most florida things there is and putting bikers next to it is inspired
they know exactly what we do with any continuous shot longer than eight seconds
three years of arguing about a game that does not exist has been genuinely one of the better hobbies i have had
the side effects voiceover running under happy footage is exactly how those ads work and it is genuinely uncomfortable to watch when you notice it
two delays and we are all still here. that is the actual achievement
a parody of a budget hotel chain in a florida beach town is not even satire at that point, it is documentary
no bridges is the tell. you cannot show the keys without showing a bridge, that is the whole visual identity of the place
told you
prairie sandwich sounds like something that would kill a man in ambrosia and the ad would still run
a bakery, a phone repair shop and a laundry is the most accurate three shop run in any game ever made
it took me two weeks as well and i live here. thats a deep cut for a business name in a bullet list
no notes just welcome to the swamp
the 2002 one arrived in magazines is a detail that makes me feel about four hundred years old
post them in twenty four hours simultaneously like a hostage exchange
there is a real one down here that is basically a zoo built into a swamp and if they did that version it is going to be incredible
asked about in game news in july and got nothing. still nothing. it is the single most likely unconfirmed thing in the whole game
there are four of them in the canal behind my building right now. rockstar did not exaggerate a single thing