Port Gellhorn Tourism Board
come for the motels, stay because your car broke
Both numbers came out of the same interview and everyone latched onto the RDR2 one because it sounds bigger. The useful comparison is GTA V, because that is the...
Everyone wants to live in Ocean Beach. Nobody wants to admit the best hours you will spend in this game are in a dead strip mall parking lot in Port Gellhorn at...
The complaint about big maps is always that there is nothing to do out there. I want to argue that nothing to do out there is the feature. The reason Blaine Cou...
Nobody planned for Blaine County to be the part of GTA V people remember. The marketing was all skyline. What people actually did was drive out past the wind fa...
An island chain in real life is connected by bridges. Long ones, over open water, with nothing on either side. Every discussion of the Keys here has been about...
Putting this in the newcomer group because the eighty hour number is being thrown around without context and it will give people the wrong expectation. For thos...
For the archive. Whether the map is too big. Whether the criminal profile does anything. Whether the ending works. Whether the car handling is right. Whether th...
For the newcomers group, framed as a game rather than as advice. You get day one. You can go to exactly one region and you have to stay there. Which do you pick...
Rockstar's own description of it goes to bakeries. Not clubs, not crime, bakeries. They named a specific kind of shop in a two line region description. That tel...
Posting the pattern rather than a prediction, because the PC threads keep going in circles. GTA V arrived on consoles in September 2013 and on PC in April 2015,...
In May last year I wrote something in a delay thread about how a company sitting on the biggest game in history should be able to hit a date. I stand by the fru...
Rockstar have confirmed the satire targets consumer culture, media and American life generally, and that they are not putting real political figures in it. Prev...
Written for the people who have joined recently and are getting six region names thrown at them with no context. Vice City is the city. It is what the game is c...
Vice-Dale County and Kelly County are the two that have appeared on signage. Region names are chosen to sound evocative in marketing. County names are chosen to...
Sunset. Beach. Palm trees in silhouette. Probably a car in the foreground. Possibly the Tulip. It will be beautiful and there will be nine hundred of them in th...
The phrase shows up attached to an in world television show, and some of the merchandise in the edition copy references it. So is Goodtime State the nickname fo...
Vice City, the Keys, Grassrivers, Ambrosia, Mount Kalaga. Five names that describe a thing or sound like a place. Gellhorn is a surname. Real American towns are...
Vice City, Leonida Keys, Grassrivers, Port Gellhorn, Ambrosia, Mount Kalaga National Park. Scroll this place for ten minutes and you would think the game was ca...
Writing this down now so it can be checked later. Vice City will be praised and then criticised for being too dense to drive in. Grassrivers will be the one eve...
The footage has a lot of interiors in it. Safehouses, a club, shops, at least one restaurant. What I cannot tell is whether those are marked locations you enter...